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    Ant Jokes Page 2


    Q: What is even bigger than an elephant ?
    A: A giant !

    Q: Who was the most famous ant scientist ?
    A: Albert Antstein !

    Q: What kind of ants are very learned ?
    A: Pedants !

    Q: What do you call a smart ant ?
    A: Elegant !

    Q: What do you call an ant in space ?
    A: Cosmonants & Astronants !

    Q: Where do ants go to eat ?
    A: At a restaurant !

    Q: What do you call an ant from overseas ?
    A: Impartant

    Q: Where do ants go for their holidays ?
    A: Frants !

    Q: What do you call an ant who skips school ?
    A: A truant !

    Q: What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?
    A: All sorts of antics !



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