Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
A: A teddy boar !

Q: What should you call a bald teddy ?
A: Fred bear !

Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
A: A little bear !

Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
A: It lives on ice !

Q: Have you ever hunted bear ?
A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts !

Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
A: Tagliateddy !

Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema !

Q: What is a bear's favourite drink ?
A: Koka-Koala !

Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
A: A polo bear !

Q: hy do polo bears like bald men ?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place !

Q: What kind of money do polar bears use ?
A: Ice lolly !

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race ?
A: Ready, teddy, go !

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
A: They both have 'the' as their middle names !

Q: What do polar bears have for lunch ?
A: Ice burger !

Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
A: A bear faced lyre !

Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
A: Winnie the Pooh !