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    Bear Jokes

    Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
    A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
    A: A teddy boar !

    Q: What should you call a bald teddy ?
    A: Fred bear !

    Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
    A: A little bear !

    Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
    A: It lives on ice !

    Q: Have you ever hunted bear ?
    A: No, but I've been shooting in my shorts!

    Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
    A: Put him on stilts !

    Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
    A: Tagliateddy !

    Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
    A: Because they'd rather go to the cinema !

    Q: What is a bear's favourite drink ?
    A: Koka-Koala !

    Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
    A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

    Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
    A: A polo bear !

    Q: hy do polo bears like bald men ?
    A: Because they have a great, white, bear place !

    Q: What kind of money do polar bears use ?
    A: Ice lolly !

    Q: How do you start a teddy bear race ?
    A: Ready, teddy, go !

    Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
    A: They both have 'the' as their middle names !

    Q: What do polar bears have for lunch ?
    A: Ice burger !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
    A: A bear faced lyre !

    Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
    A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?
    A: Winnie the Pooh !

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