Q: Why do bears have fur coats ?
A: Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?
Q: What should you call a bald teddy ?
Q: What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ?
Q: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?
Q: Have you ever hunted bear ?
Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
Q: What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Q: Why shouldn't you take a bear to the zoo ?
Q: What is a bear's favourite drink ?
Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Q: What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?
Q: hy do polo bears like bald men ?
Q: What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Q: How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ?
Q: What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?
Q: What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?