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    Bird Jokes Page 2


    Q: What do you give a sick bird ?
    A: Tweetment !

    Q: What bird tastes just like butter ?
    A: A stork !

    Q: What's another name for a clever duck ?
    A: A wise quacker !

    Q: What do owls sing when it is raining ?
    A: 'Too wet to woo' !

    Q: What is a polygon ?
    A: A dead parrot !

    Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
    A: The parrots of Penzance !

    Q: What kind of bird opens doors ?
    A: A kiwi !

    Q: What do baby swans dance to ?
    A: Cygnet-ure-tunes !

    Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
    A: The feather forecast !

    Q: hat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?
    A: A bird that will talk you ear off !

    Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground ?
    A: A mynah bird !

    Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens ?
    A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl !

    Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
    A: Robber ducks !

    Q: Where do birds invest their money ?
    A: In the stork market !

    Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
    A: The Birds Eye counter !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
    A: A bird that talks in morse code !

    Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down ?
    A: They quack up !

    Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
    A: He didn't give a hoot !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
    A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
    A: A great walkie-talkie !

    Q: What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?
    A: Shredded Tweet !

    Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?
    A: Tweetie Pie !

    Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?
    A: Jail-birds !

    Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
    A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

    Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor ?
    A: The pheasants are revolting' !

    Q: What is the definition of Robin ?
    A: A bird who steals !



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