Q: What bird tastes just like butter ?
A: A stork !

Q: What's another name for a clever duck ?
A: A wise quacker !

Q: What do owls sing when it is raining ?
A: 'Too wet to woo' !

Q: What is a polygon ?
A: A dead parrot !

Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera ?
A: The parrots of Penzance !

Q: What kind of bird opens doors ?
A: A kiwi !

Q: What do baby swans dance to ?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes !

Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show ?
A: The feather forecast !

Q: hat do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off !

Q: What do you call a bird that lives underground ?
A: A mynah bird !

Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens ?
A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl !

Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
A: Robber ducks !

Q: Where do birds invest their money ?
A: In the stork market !

Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
A: The Birds Eye counter !

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?
A: A bird that talks in morse code !

Q: What happens when ducks fly upside down ?
A: They quack up !

Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
A: He didn't give a hoot !

Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?
A: A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ?
A: A great walkie-talkie !

Q: What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?
A: Shredded Tweet !

Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?
A: Tweetie Pie !

Q: What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?
A: Jail-birds !

Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor ?
A: The pheasants are revolting' !

Q: What is the definition of Robin ?
A: A bird who steals !