Q: Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten the priest ?
A: Because it's hard to keep a good man down !

Q: What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter ?
A: 'Stop playing with your food.'

Q: hat do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
A: A dandy lion !

Q: What happens when a lion runs into an express train at the station ?
A: It's the end of the lion !

Q: Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
A: Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

Q: What do you call a show full of lions ?
A: The mane event !

Q: How does a leopard change its spots ?
A: When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
A: He had to get a new goat !

Q: Why was the lion-tamer fined ?
A: He parked on a yellow lion !

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas ?
A: 'Jungle bells, jungle bells ...'

Q: Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A: A cheetah !

Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
A: The tiger lily !

Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister ?
A: An aunt-eater !

Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
A: 'Claws.'

Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ?
A:A stri-ped !