Q: On which day do lions eat people ?
A: Chewsday !
Q: Why did the lion feel sick after he'd eaten the priest ?
Q: What did the lioness say to the cub chasing a hunter ?
Q: hat do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
Q: What happens when a lion runs into an express train at the station ?
Q: Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Q: What do you call a show full of lions ?
Q: How does a leopard change its spots ?
Q: What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
Q: Why was the lion-tamer fined ?
Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas ?
Q: Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?
Q: What do you call a lioin who has eaten your mother's sister ?
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ?