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    Chicken Jokes

    Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
    A: Because it was stuck to the chicken !

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
    A: It wanted to get to the other site !

    Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
    A: An alarm cluck !

    Q: What does an alarm cluck say ?
    A: "Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

    Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
    A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

    Q: How long do chickens work ?
    A: Around the cluck !

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
    A: To prove to the possum that it could be done !

    Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
    A: Because it ran out of cluck !

    Q: What do you call a crazy chicken ?
    A: A cuckoo cluck !

    Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
    A: She was tickled to death !

    Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
    A: A bird that lays down !

    Q: Why don't chickens like people ?
    A: They beat eggs !

    Q: Why did the rooster run away ?
    A: He was chicken !

    Q: What do chickens grow on ?
    A: Eggplants !

    Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
    A: Because talk is cheep !

    Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
    A: She lays hand gren-eggs !

    Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
    A: She laid a sidewalk !

    Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
    A: She kicked the bucket !

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
    A: He wanted to lay it on the line !

    Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
    A: They go on peck-nics !

    Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
    A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

    Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?
    A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

    Q: Is chicken soup good for your health ?
    A: Not if you're the chicken !

    Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
    A: Coop-cakes !

    Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
    A: An eggroll !

    Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
    A: The bombshell !

    Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
    A: Fry-day !

    Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
    A: It eggs-plodes !

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