Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken !
Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
Q: What does an alarm cluck say ?
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Q: How long do chickens work ?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Q: Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken ?
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
Q: Why don't chickens like people ?
Q: Why did the rooster run away ?
Q: What do chickens grow on ?
Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
Q: What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?
Q: Is chicken soup good for your health ?
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?