Pets & Animals Quotes
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    Chicken Quotes

  • "Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world."
    - Werner Herzog

  • "The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg - not by smashing it."
    - Arnold Glasow

  • "If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens."
    - Grandma Moses

  • "When counting, try not to mix chickens with blessings."
    - Unknown

  • "Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken."
    - Book of Chan compiled by O.P.U sect.

  • "The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
    - Bob Hope

  • "I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?"
    - Victor Borge

  • "Don't put all your chickens in one basket."
    - Unknown

  • "It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house"
    - Warren E Burger

  • Fables "The Milkmaid and her Pail"
    "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched."
    - Aesop

  • "It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then."
    - Lyle Lovett

  • The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it.
    - George Herbert

  • A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
    - Samuel Butler

  • If the gamecock was not meant for fighting, why was he created?
    - L Fitz-Barnard

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