Chicken Quotes "Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world." - Werner Herzog "The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg - not by smashing it." - Arnold Glasow "If I didn't start painting, I would have raised chickens." - Grandma Moses "When counting, try not to mix chickens with blessings." - Unknown "Grasshopper always wrong in argument with chicken." - Book of Chan compiled by O.P.U sect. "The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup." - Bob Hope "I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?" - Victor Borge "Don't put all your chickens in one basket." - Unknown "It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house" - Warren E Burger Fables "The Milkmaid and her Pail" "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched." - Aesop "It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, Even a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then." - Lyle Lovett The chicken is the country's, but the city eats it. - George Herbert A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler If the gamecock was not meant for fighting, why was he created? - L Fitz-Barnard © 2001 - present. Australian Media Pty Ltd. All Rights Reserved. Please read our Legal Statement and Privacy Policy.