Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens ?
A: A yolk book !

Q: What did the lovesick bull say to the cow ?
A: 'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !

Q: What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken ?
A: An egg-splosion !

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground ?
A: To get to the other side !

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
A: A woolly jumper !

Q: What has two legs and flies ?
A: A pig !

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
A: A cow that can milk itself !

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull ?
A: A bulldozer !

Q: Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice ?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser !

Q: What kind of doctor treats ducks ?
A: A quack !

Q: What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate ?
A: Afer ewe !