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Farmyard Jokes
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    Q: Why is it called a 'herd' of cattle ?
    A: Well, have you 'herd' the sound they make !

    Q: What do you call a joke book for chickens ?
    A: A yolk book !

    Q: What did the lovesick bull say to the cow ?
    A: 'When I fall in love it will be for heifer' !

    Q: What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken ?
    A: An egg-splosion !

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground ?
    A: To get to the other side !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?
    A: A woolly jumper !

    Q: What has two legs and flies ?
    A: A pig !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?
    A: A cow that can milk itself !

    Q: What do you call a sleeping bull ?
    A: A bulldozer !

    Q: Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice ?
    A: Because he was a dirty double crosser !

    Q: What kind of doctor treats ducks ?
    A: A quack !

    Q: What did the well mannered sheep say to his friend at the field gate ?
    A: Afer ewe !



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