Q: Why did the lobster blush ?
A: Because the sea weed !

Q: What part of a fish weighs the most ?
A: It's scales !

Q: What fish do road-menders use ?
A: Pneumatic krill !

Q: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A: A fish tank !

Q: Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
A: Jack the kipper !

Q: What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
A: 'Your plaice or mine' !

Q: Where does seaweed look for a job ?
A: In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds !

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
A: Because it has its own scales !

Q: What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?
A: They go sharkers !

1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

Q: What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?
A: Skate !

Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish ?
A: Drop it a line !

Q: Where do you weigh whales ?
A: At a whale weigh station !

Q: What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
A: A seahorse !

Q: Where are most fish found ?
A: Between the head and the tail !

Q: What do fish sing to each other ?
A: Salmon-chanted evening !

Q: How does an octopus go to war ?
A: Well-armed !

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
A: I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !

Q: What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
A: A flat fish !