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Fish Jokes
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    Q: How do the fish get to school ?
    A: By octobus !

    Q: Why did the lobster blush ?
    A: Because the sea weed !

    Q: What part of a fish weighs the most ?
    A: It's scales !

    Q: What fish do road-menders use ?
    A: Pneumatic krill !

    Q: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ?
    A: A fish tank !

    Q: Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
    A: Jack the kipper !

    Q: What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?
    A: 'Your plaice or mine' !

    Q: Where does seaweed look for a job ?
    A: In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds !

    Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
    A: Because it has its own scales !

    Q: What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?
    A: They go sharkers !

    1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad for you'
    2nd kipper: 'It's OK, I've been cured'

    Q: What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ?
    A: Skate !

    Q: What is the best way to communicate with a fish ?
    A: Drop it a line !

    Q: Where do you weigh whales ?
    A: At a whale weigh station !

    Q: What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?
    A: A seahorse !

    Q: Where are most fish found ?
    A: Between the head and the tail !

    Q: What do fish sing to each other ?
    A: Salmon-chanted evening !

    Q: How does an octopus go to war ?
    A: Well-armed !

    Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus ?
    A: I wanna hold you hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?
    A: A flat fish !



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