Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
A: Bugs Bunny !

Q: How do you start an insect race ?
A: One, two, flea - go !

Q: What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
A: One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

Q: What to you call a Russian flea ?
A: A Moscow-ito !

Q: How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?
A: Start from scratch !

Q: What is the difference between fleas and dogs ?
A: Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs !

Q: What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
A: Long time no flea !

Q: Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
A: Robert E Flea !

Q: What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear ?
A: Shot it !

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?
"Why are we running so fast ?" said one
Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

Q: What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?
A: Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

Q: Why did the stupid boy wear a turlte neck sweater ?
A: To hide his flea collar !

Q: What is a flea's favourite book ?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

Q: What is the most faithful insect ?
A: A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Q: What insect runs away from everything ?
A: A flee !

Q: What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
A: Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

Q: What do you call a cheerful flea ?
A: A hop-timist!

Q: What did the romantic flea say ?
A: I love you aw-flea !

Q: How to fleas travel ?
A: Itch hiking !