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    Fly Jokes

    Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen ?
    A: Put a pile of manure in the living room !

    Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
    A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

    Q: Why did the fly fly ?
    A: Because the spider spied 'er !

    Q: Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
    A: He was light fingered !

    Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
    A: A firefly with a short circuit !

    Q: Which fly makes films ?
    A: Stephen Speilbug !

    Q: Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
    A: They where playing for the cup !

    Q: How do fireflies start a race ?
    A: Ready steady glow !

    Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
    A: The one in the sugar bowl !

    Q: What did one firefly say to the other ?
    A: Got to glow now !

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