Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
A: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

Q: Why did the fly fly ?
A: Because the spider spied 'er !

Q: Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
A: He was light fingered !

Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A: A firefly with a short circuit !

Q: Which fly makes films ?
A: Stephen Speilbug !

Q: Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
A: They where playing for the cup !

Q: How do fireflies start a race ?
A: Ready steady glow !

Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
A: The one in the sugar bowl !

Q: What did one firefly say to the other ?
A: Got to glow now !