Q: How do you keep flies out of the kitchen ?
A: Put a pile of manure in the living room !
Q: What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
Q: Why did the fly fly ?
Q: Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
Q: What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
Q: Which fly makes films ?
Q: Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
Q: How do fireflies start a race ?
Q: If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
Q: What did one firefly say to the other ?