Q: How do we know that insects are so clever ?
A: Because they always know when your eating outside !
Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
Q: What lives in gum trees ?
Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
Q: What is the insect's favourite game ?
Q: What's an insects best chat up line ?
Q: What has four wheels and flies ?
Q: Where would you put an injured insect ?