Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
A: A pool table ?

Q: What lives in gum trees ?
A: Stick insects !

Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
A: He just beetled off !

Q: What is the insect's favourite game ?
A: Cricket !

Q: What's an insects best chat up line ?
A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken !

Q: What has four wheels and flies ?
A: A rubbish bin !

Q: Where would you put an injured insect ?
A: In an antbulance !