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    Insect Jokes

    Q: How do we know that insects are so clever ?
    A: Because they always know when your eating outside !

    Q: What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you ?
    A: A pool table ?

    Q: What lives in gum trees ?
    A: Stick insects !

    Q: What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
    A: He just beetled off !

    Q: What is the insect's favourite game ?
    A: Cricket !

    Q: What's an insects best chat up line ?
    A: Pardon me, but is this stool taken !

    Q: What has four wheels and flies ?
    A: A rubbish bin !

    Q: Where would you put an injured insect ?
    A: In an antbulance !

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