Q: How do you make a butterfly ?
A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

Q: What insect lives on nothing ?
A: A moth, because it eats holes

Q: What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun ?
A: A killer butterfly !

Q: What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
A: An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Q: How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
A: Because rolling stones gather no moths !

Q: What is a myth ?
A: A female moth !

Q: Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
A: He wanted to see the floor show !

Q: What's the biggest moth in the world ?
A: A mammoth !

Q: Why was the moth so unpopular ?
A: He kept picking holes in everything !