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    Moth Jokes

    Q: What do insects learn at school ?
    A: Mothmatics !

    Q: How do you make a butterfly ?
    A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

    Q: What insect lives on nothing ?
    A: A moth, because it eats holes

    Q: What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun ?
    A: A killer butterfly !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
    A: An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

    Q: How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
    A: Because rolling stones gather no moths !

    Q: What is a myth ?
    A: A female moth !

    Q: Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
    A: He wanted to see the floor show !

    Q: What's the biggest moth in the world ?
    A: A mammoth !

    Q: Why was the moth so unpopular ?
    A: He kept picking holes in everything !

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