Q: What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
A: A thin mouse !

Q: What goes eek, eek, bang?
A: A mouse in a minefield !

Q: What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
A: Stalagmice !

Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
A: Julius Cheeser !

Q: Who is king of all the mice ?
A: Mouse Tse Tung !

Q: What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
A: Cross mouse cards !

Q: What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
A: Getting it to fit over a bucket !

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir !

Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ?
A: A mouse-tache !

Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A: A mouse sandwich !

Q: What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
A: Sir !

Q: How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
A: With a mouse warming party !

Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
A: Hard cheese !

Q: What is a mouse's favourite game ?
A: Hide and squeak !

Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
A: For some light refreshment!

Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
A: Mouse code !

Q: What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
A: Bubble and squeak !

Q: What's a mouse's favourite record ?
A: Please cheese me !