Q: What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
A: Dirty looks from the mouse !
Q: What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
Q: What goes eek, eek, bang?
Q: What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
Q: Who is king of all the mice ?
Q: What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
Q: What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Hickory hickory dock.
Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ?
Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ?
Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
Q: What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
Q: How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
Q: What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
Q: What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
Q: What's a mouse's favourite record ?