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    Mouse Jokes
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    Q: What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?
    A: Dirty looks from the mouse !

    Q: What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?
    A: A thin mouse !

    Q: What goes eek, eek, bang?
    A: A mouse in a minefield !

    Q: What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
    A: Stalagmice !

    Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor ?
    A: Julius Cheeser !

    Q: Who is king of all the mice ?
    A: Mouse Tse Tung !

    Q: What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?
    A: Cross mouse cards !

    Q: What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
    A: Getting it to fit over a bucket !

    Hickory hickory dock.
    The mouse ran up the clock
    The clock struck one
    But the rest got away with minor injuries

    Q: What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant ?
    A: Sir !

    Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face ?
    A: A mouse-tache !

    Q: What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
    A: A mouse sandwich !

    Q: What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse ?
    A: Sir !

    Q: How do mice celebrate when they move home ?
    A: With a mouse warming party !

    Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth ?
    A: Hard cheese !

    Q: What is a mouse's favourite game ?
    A: Hide and squeak !

    Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle ?
    A: For some light refreshment!

    Q: What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ?
    A: Mouse code !

    Q: What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?
    A: Bubble and squeak !

    Q: What's a mouse's favourite record ?
    A: Please cheese me !

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