Q: What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?
A: Lily !

Q: What do Scottish toads play ?
A: Hop-scotch !

Q: How did the toad die ?
A: He simply croaked !

Q: What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ?
A: Morse toad !

Q: Whats the world weakest animal ?
A: A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !

Q: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A: A hot frog !

Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
A: You'll croak in no time !

Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?
A: In the croakroom !

Q: What's green and tough ?
A: A toad with a machine gun !

Q: What is a chameleon's motto ?
A: A change is as good as a rest !

Q: Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?
A: Because he was newt to the area !

Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy ?
A: A tadpole !

Q: Where do you get frogs eggs ?
A: At the spawn shop !

Q: Why didn't the female frog lay eggs ?
A: Because her husband spawned her affections !