Q: What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?
A: Stop crying and viper your nose !
Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
Q: Why did the python do national service ?
Q: What's a snakes favourite flower ?
Q: What song to snakes like to sing ?
Q: What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
Q: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
Q: What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
Q: What do you give a sick snake ?
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
Q: What do baby pythons play with ?
Q: What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
Q: What's long, green and goes hith ?
Q: "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
Q: What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
Q: What snakes are found on cars ?
Q: Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?