Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
A: They've got poisonality !

Q: Why did the python do national service ?
A: He was coiled up !

Q: What's a snakes favourite flower ?
A: Coily-flowers !

Q: What song to snakes like to sing ?
A: Viva Aspana !

Q: What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
A: He died in agony !

Q: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
A: Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

Q: What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
A: Don't asp me !

Q: What do you give a sick snake ?
A: Asp-rin !

Q: What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
A: A civil serpent !

Q: What do baby pythons play with ?
A: Rattle snakes !

Q: What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
A: Fang letters !

Q: What's long, green and goes hith ?
A: A snake with a lisp !

Q: "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
A: "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

Q: What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
A: A bouncing baby boa !

Q: What snakes are found on cars ?
A: Windscreen vipers !

Q: Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?
A: They couldn't, they were adders !