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    Snake Jokes
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    Q: What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?
    A: Stop crying and viper your nose !

    Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes ?
    A: They've got poisonality !

    Q: Why did the python do national service ?
    A: He was coiled up !

    Q: What's a snakes favourite flower ?
    A: Coily-flowers !

    Q: What song to snakes like to sing ?
    A: Viva Aspana !

    Q: What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
    A: He died in agony !

    Q: Why did the viper, viper nose ?
    A: Because the adder, adder hankerchief !

    Q: What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?
    A: Don't asp me !

    Q: What do you give a sick snake ?
    A: Asp-rin !

    Q: What do you call a snake who works for the governement ?
    A: A civil serpent !

    Q: What do baby pythons play with ?
    A: Rattle snakes !

    Q: What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ?
    A: Fang letters !

    Q: What's long, green and goes hith ?
    A: A snake with a lisp !

    Q: "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ?
    A: "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !

    Q: What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?
    A: A bouncing baby boa !

    Q: What snakes are found on cars ?
    A: Windscreen vipers !

    Q: Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?
    A: They couldn't, they were adders !

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