Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?
A: Darn it !
Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
Q: Why did the spider buy a car ?
Q: What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
Q: Why are spiders good swimmers ?
Q: What is red and dangerous ?
Q: What did the spider say to the fly ?
Q: How do you spot a modern spider ?
Q: What are spiders webs good for ?
Q: What do you call a big irish spider ?
Q: What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
Q: What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?
Q: What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
Q: Why are spiders like tops ?
Q: What has 8 legs and likes living in trees ?
Q: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?