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    Spider Jokes

    Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?
    A: Darn it !

    Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
    A: It became a daddy short legs !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
    A: I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

    Q: Why did the spider buy a car ?
    A: So he could take it out for a spin !

    Q: What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
    A: He goes up the wall !

    Q: Why are spiders good swimmers ?
    A: They have webbed feet !

    Q: What is red and dangerous ?
    A: Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

    Q: What did the spider say to the fly ?
    A: We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing

    Q: How do you spot a modern spider ?
    A: He doesn't have a web he had a website !

    Q: What are spiders webs good for ?
    A: Spiders !

    Q: What do you call a big irish spider ?
    A: Paddy long legs !

    Q: What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
    A: The newly web game !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
    A: I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

    Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
    A: A spinning wheel !

    Q: What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?
    A: If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

    Q: What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
    A: Spin doctors !

    Q: Why are spiders like tops ?
    A: They are always spinning !

    Q: What has 8 legs and likes living in trees ?
    A: Four anti road protesters

    Q: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
    A: Your spinning me a yarn here !

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