Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
A: It became a daddy short legs !

Q: What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
A: I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Q: Why did the spider buy a car ?
A: So he could take it out for a spin !

Q: What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
A: He goes up the wall !

Q: Why are spiders good swimmers ?
A: They have webbed feet !

Q: What is red and dangerous ?
A: Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

Q: What did the spider say to the fly ?
A: We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing

Q: How do you spot a modern spider ?
A: He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Q: What are spiders webs good for ?
A: Spiders !

Q: What do you call a big irish spider ?
A: Paddy long legs !

Q: What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
A: The newly web game !

Q: What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?
A: I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Q: What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?
A: A spinning wheel !

Q: What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

Q: What kind of doctors are like spiders ?
A: Spin doctors !

Q: Why are spiders like tops ?
A: They are always spinning !

Q: What has 8 legs and likes living in trees ?
A: Four anti road protesters

Q: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?
A: Your spinning me a yarn here !