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    Ant Jokes Page 1

    Q: What do you call a greedy ant?
    A: An anteater!

    Q: What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
    A: Antteneye!

    Q: What kind of ant is good at maths ?
    A: An accountant !

    Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
    A: Antibiotics !

    Q: Why did the ant-elope ?
    A: Nobody gnu !

    Q: What is worse than ants in your pants ?
    A: A bat in your bra !

    Q: What kind of ant can you colour with ?
    A: A crayant !

    Q: What games to ants play with elephants ?
    A: Squash !

    Q: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
    A: An independant !

    Q: What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
    A: Discordant

    Q: What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
    A: An antphibian !

    Q: Who is the most famous French ant ?
    A: Napoleant !

    Q: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
    A: An antique !

    Q: What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
    A: Your great-ant !

    Q: Why don't anteaters get sick ?
    A: Because they are full of antibodies!

    Q: What is the biggest ant in the world ?
    A: An elephant !

    Q: How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

    Q: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
    A: Ten ants !

    Q: What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
    A: An ant's mouth !

    Q: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path ?
    A: To trip up the ants !

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