Q: What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
A: Antteneye!

Q: What kind of ant is good at maths ?
A: An accountant !

Q: What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
A: Antibiotics !

Q: Why did the ant-elope ?
A: Nobody gnu !

Q: What is worse than ants in your pants ?
A: A bat in your bra !

Q: What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A: A crayant !

Q: What games to ants play with elephants ?
A: Squash !

Q: What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
A: An independant !

Q: What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
A: Discordant

Q: What do you call an and with frogs legs ?
A: An antphibian !

Q: Who is the most famous French ant ?
A: Napoleant !

Q: What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
A: An antique !

Q: What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?
A: Your great-ant !

Q: Why don't anteaters get sick ?
A: Because they are full of antibodies!

Q: What is the biggest ant in the world ?
A: An elephant !

Q: How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

Q: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?
A: Ten ants !

Q: What is smaller than an ant's dinner ?
A: An ant's mouth !

Q: Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path ?
A: To trip up the ants !

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