Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
A: A headbanger !

Q: When is the best time to buy budgies ?
A: When they're going cheap!

Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
A: Plant bird seed !

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
A: Because they're both full of stuffing !

Q: What do you call a very rude bird ?
A: A mockingbird !

Q: Where do birds meet for coffee ?
A: In a nest-cafe !

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
A: With it's sparrowchute !

Q: What is green and pecks on trees ?
A: Woody Wood Pickle !

Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
A: Fowl play !

Q: Which bird is always out of breath ?
A: A puffin !

Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
A: Three swallows !

Q: Why did the owl, owl ?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A: A box of quackers !

Q: What language do birds speak ?
A: Pigeon English !

Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
A: Send him to polytechnic !

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
A: A firequaker !

Q: What is a parrot's favorite game ?
A: Hide and Speak !

Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
A: A Macaw !

Q: What do parrots eat ?
A: Polyfilla !

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