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    Bird Jokes Page 1

    Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
    A: Birds of prey !

    Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
    A: A headbanger !

    Q: When is the best time to buy budgies ?
    A: When they're going cheap!

    Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
    A: Plant bird seed !

    Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
    A: Because they're both full of stuffing !

    Q: What do you call a very rude bird ?
    A: A mockingbird !

    Q: Where do birds meet for coffee ?
    A: In a nest-cafe !

    Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
    A: With it's sparrowchute !

    Q: What is green and pecks on trees ?
    A: Woody Wood Pickle !

    Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
    A: Fowl play !

    Q: Which bird is always out of breath ?
    A: A puffin !

    Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
    A: Three swallows !

    Q: Why did the owl, owl ?
    A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er !

    Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
    A: A box of quackers !

    Q: What language do birds speak ?
    A: Pigeon English !

    Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
    A: Send him to polytechnic !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
    A: A firequaker !

    Q: What is a parrot's favorite game ?
    A: Hide and Speak !

    Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
    A: A Macaw !

    Q: What do parrots eat ?
    A: Polyfilla !

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