Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees ?
A: Birds of prey !
Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?
Q: When is the best time to buy budgies ?
Q: How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Q: What do you call a very rude bird ?
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee ?
Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?
Q: What is green and pecks on trees ?
Q: What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?
Q: Which bird is always out of breath ?
Q: What's got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Q: Why did the owl, owl ?
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
Q: What language do birds speak ?
Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?
Q: What is a parrot's favorite game ?
Q: What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
Q: What do parrots eat ?