Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: 'Let us prey.'

Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
A: Because he has sandy claws !

Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Q: What is lion's favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !

Q: What do tigers wear in bed ?
A: Stripey pyjamas !

Q: What does a lion brush his mane with ?
A: A catacomb !

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
A: He felt funny !

Q: What's striped and bouncy ?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick !

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?
A: Smack a lion !

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field ?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.' !

Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A: A tiger has the mane part missing !

Q: What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
A: After a week he was spotless !

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
A: A stripey sweater !

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman ?
A: Frostbite !

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
A: A stripey jumper !

Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?
A: They both wear stripes !

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television ?
A: The Pink Panter Show !

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !

Q: When is a lion not a lion ?
A: When he turns into his cage !

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