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    Cat Jokes Page 1

    Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?
    A: A tiger moth !

    Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
    A: 'Let us prey.'

    Q: Why is the desert lion everyone's favorite at Christmas ?
    A: Because he has sandy claws !

    Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?
    A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

    Q: What is lion's favorite food ?
    A: Baked beings !

    Q: What do tigers wear in bed ?
    A: Stripey pyjamas !

    Q: What does a lion brush his mane with ?
    A: A catacomb !

    Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?
    A: He felt funny !

    Q: What's striped and bouncy ?
    A: A tiger on a pogo stick !

    Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free ?
    A: Smack a lion !

    Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field ?
    A: 'Pleased to eat you.' !

    Q: What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
    A: A tiger has the mane part missing !

    Q: What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
    A: After a week he was spotless !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
    A: A stripey sweater !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman ?
    A: Frostbite !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
    A: A stripey jumper !

    Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?
    A: They both wear stripes !

    Q: What is the most breathless thing on television ?
    A: The Pink Panter Show !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog ?
    A: A terrified postman !

    Q: When is a lion not a lion ?
    A: When he turns into his cage !

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