Q: What do cows like to dance to ?
A: Any kind of moosic you like !

Q: What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A: A battery hen !

Q: What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole ?
A: A bullfrog !

Q: What game do cows play at parties ?
A: Moosical chairs !

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
A: Scotch eggs !

Q: What do you give a pony with a cold ?
A: Cough Stirrup !

Q: Where do milkshakes come from ?
A: Excited cows !

Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
A: To stamp out forest fires !

Q: What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A: A sheep that's under the weather !

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?
A: A brick-layer !

Q: Why does a rooster watch TV ?
A: For hentertainment !

Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm ?
A: Build a sty-scraper !

Q: Where do sheep get shorn ?
A: At the baa baas !

Q: What would happen if bulls could fly ?
A: You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up !

Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?
A: An udder failure !

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks ?
A: A box of quackers !

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell ?
A: A bird that has to wring its own neck !

Q: What do you get from an Alaskan cow ?
A: Cold cream !

Q: What do you get if you all sit under a cow ?
A: A pat on the head !

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