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    Farmyard Jokes
    Page 2

    Q: How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
    A: Eat him on Saturday !

    Q: Why did the foal cough ?
    A: Because he was a little horse !

    Q: What do you call a pig that took a plane ?
    A: Swine flu !

    Q: Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
    A: Because someone had trodden on his corn !

    Q: What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
    A: Put him in a tight jumper !

    Q: Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
    A: She had a crook with her !

    Q: Why do cows like being told jokes ?
    A: Because they like being amoosed !

    Q: What do you call an arctic cow ?
    A: An eskimoo !

    Q: Why did the pig go to the casino ?
    A: To play the slop machine !

    Q: What is a pigs favorite ballet ?
    A: Swine Lake !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog ?
    A: Pooched eggs !

    Q: Why did the bull rush ?
    A: Because it saw the cow slip !

    Q: Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
    A: He didn't see the ewe turn !

    Q: What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
    A: Dr Moo !

    Q: What is a horse's favourite sport ?
    A: Stable tennis !

    Q: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
    A: Because he kept running out of the pen !

    Q: Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ?
    A: In a hog cabin !

    Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
    A: Use a cowculator !

    Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
    A: 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

    Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
    A: A cloud !

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