Q: Why did the foal cough ?
A: Because he was a little horse !

Q: What do you call a pig that took a plane ?
A: Swine flu !

Q: Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
A: Because someone had trodden on his corn !

Q: What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
A: Put him in a tight jumper !

Q: Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
A: She had a crook with her !

Q: Why do cows like being told jokes ?
A: Because they like being amoosed !

Q: What do you call an arctic cow ?
A: An eskimoo !

Q: Why did the pig go to the casino ?
A: To play the slop machine !

Q: What is a pigs favorite ballet ?
A: Swine Lake !

Q: What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog ?
A: Pooched eggs !

Q: Why did the bull rush ?
A: Because it saw the cow slip !

Q: Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
A: He didn't see the ewe turn !

Q: What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
A: Dr Moo !

Q: What is a horse's favourite sport ?
A: Stable tennis !

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
A: Because he kept running out of the pen !

Q: Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ?
A: In a hog cabin !

Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
A: Use a cowculator !

Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
A: 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
A: A cloud !

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