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A: Eat him on Saturday !
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Q: Why did the bull rush ?
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Q: What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
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Q: Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
Q: Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ?
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Q: What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?