Q: What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
A: They cook their own gooses !

Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on ?
A: Streaky bacon !

Q: Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?
A: Because eggs were going up !

Q: hat's a cows favourite vegetable ?
A: A cowat !

Q: hat do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs ?
A: A pigtail !

Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night ?
A: To the moo-vies !

Q: What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
A: clotheshorse !

Q: Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
A: Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

Q: What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?
A: A road hog !

Q: What do you call sheep that live together ?
A: Pen friends !

Q: What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit ?
A: An egg !

Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows ?
A: Udder nonsense !

Q: Why did the dirty chicken cross the road ?
A: For some fowl purpose !

Q: How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
A: Central bleating !

Q: How do chickens dance ?
A: Chick to chick !

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A: A cuckoo-cluck !

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat ?
A: The milky baa kid !

Q: What is a duck's favorite dance ?
A: The quackstep !

Q: Which dance will a chicken not do ?
A: The foxtrot !

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