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Farmyard Jokes
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    Q: What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?
    A: A horse !

    Q: What happens when geese land in a volcano ?
    A: They cook their own gooses !

    Q: What do you call a pig with no clothes on ?
    A: Streaky bacon !

    Q: Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?
    A: Because eggs were going up !

    Q: hat's a cows favourite vegetable ?
    A: A cowat !

    Q: hat do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs ?
    A: A pigtail !

    Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night ?
    A: To the moo-vies !

    Q: What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
    A: clotheshorse !

    Q: Why do pigs never recover from illness ?
    A: Because you have to kill them before you cure them !

    Q: What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?
    A: A road hog !

    Q: What do you call sheep that live together ?
    A: Pen friends !

    Q: What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit ?
    A: An egg !

    Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows ?
    A: Udder nonsense !

    Q: Why did the dirty chicken cross the road ?
    A: For some fowl purpose !

    Q: How do sheep keep warm in winter ?
    A: Central bleating !

    Q: How do chickens dance ?
    A: Chick to chick !

    Q: What do you call a crazy chicken ?
    A: A cuckoo-cluck !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat ?
    A: The milky baa kid !

    Q: What is a duck's favorite dance ?
    A: The quackstep !

    Q: Which dance will a chicken not do ?
    A: The foxtrot !

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