Q: What do you say if you see a flying pig ?
A: 'I see bacon's going up' !

Q: Who tells chicken jokes ?
A: Comedihens !

Q: What do you call a bull who tells jokes ?
A: Laugh-a-bull !

Q: If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
A: Plenty of milk !

Q: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food ?
A: Because he was a little gobbler !

Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road ?
A: To see Gregory Peck !

Q: What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
A: Pig's tie !

Q: What is another name for a cow ?
A: A lawn-mooer !

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road ?
A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar !

Q: What do you call a pig thief ?
A: A hamburglar !

Q: What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
A: A swine gut !

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel ?
A: Lumpy milkshakes !

Q: What is the definition of a goose ?
A: n animal that grows down as it grows up !

Q: What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo ?
A: Cock-a-doodle-don't !

Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour ?
A: Leave it inside the cow !

Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude ?
A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum !

Q: What goes 'peck,bang,peck,bang,peck,bang' ?
A: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

Q: What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig ?
A: groundhog !

Q: How do you take a pig to hospital ?
A: By hambulance !

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