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Farmyard Jokes
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    Q: Where do you take sick ponies ?
    A: To the horsepital !

    Q: What do you say if you see a flying pig ?
    A: 'I see bacon's going up' !

    Q: Who tells chicken jokes ?
    A: Comedihens !

    Q: What do you call a bull who tells jokes ?
    A: Laugh-a-bull !

    Q: If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
    A: Plenty of milk !

    Q: Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food ?
    A: Because he was a little gobbler !

    Q: Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road ?
    A: To see Gregory Peck !

    Q: What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
    A: Pig's tie !

    Q: What is another name for a cow ?
    A: A lawn-mooer !

    Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road ?
    A: Because she was afraid someone would caesar !

    Q: What do you call a pig thief ?
    A: A hamburglar !

    Q: What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?
    A: A swine gut !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel ?
    A: Lumpy milkshakes !

    Q: What is the definition of a goose ?
    A: n animal that grows down as it grows up !

    Q: What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo ?
    A: Cock-a-doodle-don't !

    Q: What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour ?
    A: Leave it inside the cow !

    Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude ?
    A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum !

    Q: What goes 'peck,bang,peck,bang,peck,bang' ?
    A: A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig ?
    A: groundhog !

    Q: How do you take a pig to hospital ?
    A: By hambulance !

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