Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
A: The Codfather !

Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
A: He prawned everything !

Q: Which fish can perform operations ?
A: A Sturgeon !

Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
A: He got lockjaw !

Q: Where do fish wash ?
A: In a river basin !

Q: Why did the whale cross the road ?
A: To get to the other tide !

Q: Where do little fishes go every morning ?
A: To plaice school !

Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A: A motor pike !

Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
A: As far away as possible !

Q: What did the sardine call the submarine ?
A: A can of people !

Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
A: You can't tuna fish !

Q: Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
A: Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !

Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
A: A beer-a-cuda !

Q: Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
A: Billy the Squid !

Q: What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
A: It set !

Q: What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
A: A blue whale !

Q: Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
A: On squid row !

Q: What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
A: Monkfish !

Q: What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
A: A herring aid !

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