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Fish Jokes
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    Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
    A: To the prawn broker !

    Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?
    A: The Codfather !

    Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?
    A: He prawned everything !

    Q: Which fish can perform operations ?
    A: A Sturgeon !

    Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys ?
    A: He got lockjaw !

    Q: Where do fish wash ?
    A: In a river basin !

    Q: Why did the whale cross the road ?
    A: To get to the other tide !

    Q: Where do little fishes go every morning ?
    A: To plaice school !

    Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
    A: A motor pike !

    Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark ?
    A: As far away as possible !

    Q: What did the sardine call the submarine ?
    A: A can of people !

    Q: What's the difference between a fish and a piano ?
    A: You can't tuna fish !

    Q: Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
    A: Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave the key outside !

    Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ?
    A: A beer-a-cuda !

    Q: Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean ?
    A: Billy the Squid !

    Q: What happened to the cold jellyfish ?
    A: It set !

    Q: What's the coldest fish in the sea ?
    A: A blue whale !

    Q: Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
    A: On squid row !

    Q: What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ?
    A: Monkfish !

    Q: What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
    A: A herring aid !

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