Q: How do fish go into business ?
A: The start on a small scale !

Q: What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
A: A hermit crab !

Q: What fish only swims at night ?
A: A starfish !

Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
A: Angelfish !

Q: What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
A: The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

Q: What kind of money do fishermen make ?
A: Net profits !

Q: What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?
A: Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Q: What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A: A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Q: What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
A: Jellyfish !

Q: What game do fish like playing the most ?
A: Name that tuna !

Q: What do naked fish play with ?
A: Bare-a-cudas !

Q: What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ?
A: An electric shark !

Q: What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
A: Whale of fortune !

Q: Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
A: Because they have electric 'eels !

Q: Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
A: Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
A: The loan shark !

Q: Why are gold fish orange ?
A: The water makes them rusty !

Q: Who held the baby octopus to ransome ?
A: Squidnappers !

Q: What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
A: Tsardines !

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