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Fish Jokes
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    Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
    A: Fsh !

    Q: How do fish go into business ?
    A: The start on a small scale !

    Q: What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ?
    A: A hermit crab !

    Q: What fish only swims at night ?
    A: A starfish !

    Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
    A: Angelfish !

    Q: What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
    A: The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

    Q: What kind of money do fishermen make ?
    A: Net profits !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ?
    A: Birdsthigh fish fingers !

    Q: What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
    A: A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

    Q: What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream ?
    A: Jellyfish !

    Q: What game do fish like playing the most ?
    A: Name that tuna !

    Q: What do naked fish play with ?
    A: Bare-a-cudas !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a big fish with an electricity pylon ?
    A: An electric shark !

    Q: What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?
    A: Whale of fortune !

    Q: Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?
    A: Because they have electric 'eels !

    Q: Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?
    A: Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

    Q: To whom do fish go to borrow money ?
    A: The loan shark !

    Q: Why are gold fish orange ?
    A: The water makes them rusty !

    Q: Who held the baby octopus to ransome ?
    A: Squidnappers !

    Q: What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ?
    A: Tsardines !

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