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Hamlet V, 1
You dull ass will not mend his pace with beating.
- William Shakespeare

A Midsummer Night's Dream IV, 1
I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.
- William Shakespeare

Antony and Cleopatra I, 5
Is he on his horse?
O happy horse, to bear the weight of Antony!
- William Shakespeare

Cymbeline III, 2
O for a horse with wings!
- William Shakespeare

The Donkey
The Devil's walking parody
On all four-footed things.
- G K Chesterton

I know two things about a horse
One of which is rather coarse.
- Anon

A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.
- Ian Fleming

I prefer a bike to a horse. The brakes are more easily checked.
- Lambert Jeffries

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
- Stephen Leacock

To confess that you are totally Ignorant about the horse, is social suicide: you will be despised by everybody, especially the horse.
- W C Sellar

Oh Wasn't it naughty of Smudges?
Oh, Mummy, I'm sick with disgust.
She threww me in front of the judges,
And my silly old collar-bone's bust.
- John Betjeman

Never ride your horse more than five-and-thirty miles a day, always taking more care of him than of yourself; which is right and reasonable, seeing as how the horse is the best animal of the two.
- George Borrow

The only trouble with that horse is that it doesn't like jockeys. Once it's thrown its jockey it goes like the wind.
- Henry Cecil

A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
- Duke of Edinburgh
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