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    Mouse Jokes
    Page 1


    Q: What do mice do when they're at home ?
    A: Mousework !

    Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
    A: 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

    Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
    A: A mouse organ !

    Q: Why do mice have long tails ?
    A: Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

    Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
    A: Mickey Moose !

    Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ?
    A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

    Q: Where do hamsters come from ?
    A: Hamsterdam !

    Q: What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
    A: What's up Pussycat !

    Q: Why do mice need oiling ?
    A: Because they squeak !

    Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
    A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

    Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
    A: Miami mice !

    Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
    A: Mice cubes !

    Q: What is a mouse's favorite record ?
    A: 'Please cheese me' !

    Q: What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
    A: Three blind mice !

    Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
    A: A hamster !

    Q: Is there a mouse in the house ?
    A: No, but there's a moose on the loose !

    Q: What is small, has a long tail and works with the police ?
    A: A gerbil shepherd dog !

    Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
    A: When it's raining cats and dogs !

    Q: What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
    A: Mice Krispies !

    Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
    A: A mouseketeer !

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