Q: What do mice do when they're at home ?
A: Mousework !
Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
Q: Why do mice have long tails ?
Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ?
Q: Where do hamsters come from ?
Q: What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
Q: Why do mice need oiling ?
Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
Q: What is a mouse's favorite record ?
Q: What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
Q: Is there a mouse in the house ?
Q: What is small, has a long tail and works with the police ?
Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
Q: What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?