Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
A: 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A: A mouse organ !

Q: Why do mice have long tails ?
A: Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
A: Mickey Moose !

Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Q: Where do hamsters come from ?
A: Hamsterdam !

Q: What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
A: What's up Pussycat !

Q: Why do mice need oiling ?
A: Because they squeak !

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

Q: What squeaks as it solves crimes ?
A: Miami mice !

Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?
A: Mice cubes !

Q: What is a mouse's favorite record ?
A: 'Please cheese me' !

Q: What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ?
A: Three blind mice !

Q: What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
A: A hamster !

Q: Is there a mouse in the house ?
A: No, but there's a moose on the loose !

Q: What is small, has a long tail and works with the police ?
A: A gerbil shepherd dog !

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs !

Q: What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ?
A: Mice Krispies !

Q: What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ?
A: A mouseketeer !

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