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    Reptile Jokes
    Page 1

    Q: What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?
    A: The Lizard of Oz !

    Q: What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
    A: A chameleon on a tartan rug !

    Q: How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?
    A: They sit eggsaminations !

    Q: What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?
    A: Reptiles !

    Q: What do you call a rich frog ?
    A: A golf blooded reptile !

    Q: What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?
    A: Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

    Q: What kind of bull doesn't have horns ?
    A: A bullfrog !

    Q: What jumps up and down in front of a car ?
    A: Froglights !

    Q: Where do frogs keep their money ?
    A: In a river bank !

    Q: What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?
    A: He bowled long hops !

    Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ?
    A: He had his own frog horn !

    Q: What did the bus conductor ay to the frog ?
    A: Hop on !

    Q: What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?
    A: Hop in !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?
    A: A hoppercraft !

    Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ?
    A: Hoppalong Cassidy !

    Q: When is a car like a frog ?
    A: When it's becing toad !

    Q: Why do frogs have webbed feet ?
    A: To stamp out forest fires !

    Q: What do you say if you meet a toad ?
    A: Wart's new !

    Q: Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
    A: A frog with hiccups !

    Q: Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
    A: It weighed too much for its scales !

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