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    Reptile Jokes
    Page 2


    Q: Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
    A: A frog in a blender !

    Q: Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
    A: A mouldy frog in a blender !

    Q: Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
    A: He was un hoppy !

    Q: How do frogs die ?
    A: They kermit suidide !

    Q: What's a frogs favourite flower ?
    A: A croakus !

    Q: Whats a frogs favourite game ?
    A: It's croak-et !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
    A: A croaker spaniel !

    Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
    A: Star Warts !

    Q: What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
    A: Open toad sandals !

    Q: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
    A: The Brit Awarts !

    Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
    A: They always want to play leap frog with him !

    Q: Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
    A: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

    Q: What's a toad's favourite ballet ?
    A: Swamp Lake !

    Q: What do toads drink ?
    A: Croaka-cola !

    Q: What do frogs drink ?
    A: Hot croako !

    Q: What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
    A: A lost frog !

    Q: Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
    A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

    Q: What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
    A: An old croak !

    Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
    A: Kermit the Fog !

    Q: What's a toads favourite sweet ?
    A: Lollihops !

    Reptile Jokes Page 3



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