Q: Whats yellow and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A: A mouldy frog in a blender !

Q: Why was the frog down in the mouth ?
A: He was un hoppy !

Q: How do frogs die ?
A: They kermit suidide !

Q: What's a frogs favourite flower ?
A: A croakus !

Q: Whats a frogs favourite game ?
A: It's croak-et !

Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?
A: A croaker spaniel !

Q: What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?
A: Star Warts !

Q: What kind of shoes to frogs like ?
A: Open toad sandals !

Q: What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ?
A: The Brit Awarts !

Q: Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?
A: They always want to play leap frog with him !

Q: Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?
A: Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Q: What's a toad's favourite ballet ?
A: Swamp Lake !

Q: What do toads drink ?
A: Croaka-cola !

Q: What do frogs drink ?
A: Hot croako !

Q: What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole ?
A: A lost frog !

Q: Where do frogs keep their treasure ?
A: In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Q: What do you call a 100 year old frog ?
A: An old croak !

Q: What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?
A: Kermit the Fog !

Q: What's a toads favourite sweet ?
A: Lollihops !

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