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    Snake Jokes
    Page 1


    Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
    A: A boa constructor !

    Q: What's a snake's favourite food ?
    A: Hiss Cakes !

    Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
    A: Because they come with their own rattle !

    Q: Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?
    A: Because he had his own scales !

    Q: What do snakeswrite at the bottom of their letters ?
    A: With Love and Hisses !

    Q: How can you tell if a snake is a baby ?
    A: It has a rattle !

    Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
    A: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

    Q: What is another word for a python ?
    A: A mega-bite !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
    A: A boar constrictor !

    Q: What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
    A: Monty Python!

    Q: What snakes are good at sums ?
    A: Adders !

    Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
    A: Someone else's !

    Q: What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
    A: Wait till he's finished !

    Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
    A: Tries to wash his hands !

    Q: What is a snakes favourite opera ?
    A: Wriggletto !

    Q: What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
    A: A snake in the brass !

    Q: What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
    A: A feather boa !

    Q: Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
    A: Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !

    Q: Why can't you trust snakes ?
    A: They speak with forked tongues !

    Q: What's a snakes favourite dance ?
    A: Snake, rattle & roll !

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