Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?
A: A boa constructor !
Q: What's a snake's favourite food ?
Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
Q: Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?
Q: What do snakeswrite at the bottom of their letters ?
Q: How can you tell if a snake is a baby ?
Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
Q: What is another word for a python ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
Q: What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
Q: What snakes are good at sums ?
Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
Q: What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
Q: What is a snakes favourite opera ?
Q: What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
Q: What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
Q: Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
Q: Why can't you trust snakes ?
Q: What's a snakes favourite dance ?