Q: What's a snake's favourite food ?
A: Hiss Cakes !

Q: Why do babies like cobras ?
A: Because they come with their own rattle !

Q: Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ?
A: Because he had his own scales !

Q: What do snakeswrite at the bottom of their letters ?
A: With Love and Hisses !

Q: How can you tell if a snake is a baby ?
A: It has a rattle !

Q: What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?
A: Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !

Q: What is another word for a python ?
A: A mega-bite !

Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?
A: A boar constrictor !

Q: What's a snakes favourite TV program ?
A: Monty Python!

Q: What snakes are good at sums ?
A: Adders !

Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?
A: Someone else's !

Q: What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet ?
A: Wait till he's finished !

Q: What does a black mamba do in the toilet ?
A: Tries to wash his hands !

Q: What is a snakes favourite opera ?
A: Wriggletto !

Q: What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ?
A: A snake in the brass !

Q: What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ?
A: A feather boa !

Q: Have you heard about the slippery eel ?
A: Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !

Q: Why can't you trust snakes ?
A: They speak with forked tongues !

Q: What's a snakes favourite dance ?
A: Snake, rattle & roll !

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