Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?
A: A fangfurter !

Q: What's a snakes second favourite dance ?
A: The mamba !

Q: What did one snake say to another ?
A: Hiss off !

Q: Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?
A: Because they had a crush on each other !

Q: What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
A: You can make a pet out of a snake !

Q: What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ?
A: A viper !

Q: Why are snakes hard to fool ?
A: They have no legs to pull !

Q: What's a python's favourite pop group ?
A: Squeeze !

Q: What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
A: Poison by Christian Dior !

Q: Why did the viper want to become a python ?
A: He got the coiling !

Q: What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?
A: Snakes and Larders !

Q: What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ?
A: A snake charmer !

Q: What do most people do when they see a python ?
A: They re-coil !

Q: What subject are snakes good at school ?
A: Hiss-tory !

Q: What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
A: Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Q: What do snakes have on their bath towels ?
A: Hiss and Hers !

Q: What do you call a snake that informs the police ?
A: A grass snake !

Q: What did the python say to the viper ?
A: I've got a crush on you !

Q: What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?
A: Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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